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Like most of the tracks on The Backseat, this is based on a true story. Started off as a "bro-hug" type of song with after Ryan had run-in with somebody at a bar, and described the other person as "a close-talker, with hot, boozy breath." This triggered something in Colleen who used it as the beginning to a story about one of her bar experiences.

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HARASSMENT PANDA

Close talkin’
Hot boozy breath
You’re all up on me tryin’ to get a hug

You’re too touchy-feely
Grab my ass one more time
You’re gonna get slugged

You keep spittin’ your pathetic game
So I gave a fictitious name
‘Cause man, you just won’t quit

But that surely was a grave mistake
‘Cause a drink from you I will not take
You probably roofied it

You can never be
My sledgehammer
All you’ll ever be
Is a sexual harassment panda

Just when I thought I was in the clear
I turned and found you standin’ near
Undressin’ me with your eyes

I know that you just wanna bone
But you’re gonna go home all alone
You’ll never get between my thighs

And I just can’t understand
Why you keep on hoverin’
Will you ever get a clue?

Suddenly I hear “last call”
And I didn’t get to relax at all
My nights been ruined ‘cause of you

And you can never be
My sledgehammer
‘Cause all you’ve proved to be
Is a sexual harassment panda

Leave
Leave me alone
Take a hint
I keep checkin’ my phone


Please
Please go away
Just turn around now
And just walk the other way

And leave
Leave me alone
Won’t you take a hint?
I keep checkin’ my phone

Checkin’ my phone
Checkin’ my phone
Checkin’ my phone

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from The Backseat - Downloads: Album & Tracks, released December 31, 2013

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Chick Habit Annapolis, Maryland

Chick Habit is an acoustic trio. All three are professional musicians, who met working on other projects.

Chick Habit is a collaborative effort, where all three members - Abbott, Devaney and McGee - contribute their ideas to each song, resulting in a different sound. In December 2013, the trio released their first album: "The Backseat."
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